“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”
– Lemony Snicket (via acynicalsnowflake)

“It is true, of course, that there is no way of knowing for sure whether or not you can trust someone, for the simple reason that circumstances change all of the time. You might know someone for several years, for instance, and trust him completely as your friend, but circumstances could change and he could become very hungry, and before you knew it you could be boiling in a soup pot, because there is no way of knowing for sure.”
– Lemony Snicket (via pollgold)

i have boobs and a great taste in music and honestly, if thats not enough then i’m not sure what is.

(via i-am-being-insincere)

vigoare:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I would not deny of you, in the darkest of night, upon me without the guard of fabric constraining one another.

(Source: surf4ces, via imaginationgeneration)